Kristin: If you continue to study philosophy, you may eventually take a course on the philosophy of gender relations. You’ll learn the basic principles of romantic interaction (First Law of Sexual Dynamics: If a man and a woman disagree about something, the woman is usually right. Second Law of Sexual Dynamics: Men are incapable of judging attraction in women, etc.) From these principles and a moderate understanding of symbolic logic, it is possible to construct an argument prooving that the both a man’s desire to sit down, and the comfort of any chair, is directly proportional to the number of women’s shoes that are availiable for sale in the immediate vicinity.
Adam: When a boy and a girl love each other very much, or if the girl wears her skirt more than two inches above the knee, the girl may ask the boy to hold her purse while she tries on clothes, and he is obliged to do so.
scott: if ever i choose to go to a department store, and make the mistake of taking a straight male with me, i will find the most awkward chair possible (preferably one exactly the same as the “boyfriend chair”) and sit myself in it as a punishment for making that horrible mistake.
john: i’m sorry your post has turned into a posting wall.
adam: i feel that you would be the girlfriend trying on shoes, and you would bring hazmat with you and dress him in a nice little black dress (must be black so he looks hot, right? oh and it has to be two inches above the knee) and sit him on the boyfriend chair.
Dude. what?
I dont get it….
It’s a comfortable chair in a store that sells women’s shoes and purses.
ohhhh i see, that makes sense. wait, …no it doesn’t. that doesn’t look comfortable.
Scott, you would know with all those stores you get dragged to
Kristin: If you continue to study philosophy, you may eventually take a course on the philosophy of gender relations. You’ll learn the basic principles of romantic interaction (First Law of Sexual Dynamics: If a man and a woman disagree about something, the woman is usually right. Second Law of Sexual Dynamics: Men are incapable of judging attraction in women, etc.) From these principles and a moderate understanding of symbolic logic, it is possible to construct an argument prooving that the both a man’s desire to sit down, and the comfort of any chair, is directly proportional to the number of women’s shoes that are availiable for sale in the immediate vicinity.
Adam: When a boy and a girl love each other very much, or if the girl wears her skirt more than two inches above the knee, the girl may ask the boy to hold her purse while she tries on clothes, and he is obliged to do so.
scott: if ever i choose to go to a department store, and make the mistake of taking a straight male with me, i will find the most awkward chair possible (preferably one exactly the same as the “boyfriend chair”) and sit myself in it as a punishment for making that horrible mistake.
john: i’m sorry your post has turned into a posting wall.
adam: i feel that you would be the girlfriend trying on shoes, and you would bring hazmat with you and dress him in a nice little black dress (must be black so he looks hot, right? oh and it has to be two inches above the knee) and sit him on the boyfriend chair.
just picture it, eh?